Jennifer Love Gets ‘Down & Dirty’ In A Bikini Thong – see details

Jennifer Love Hewitt has had her fair share of body issues, but the actress admits there’s at least one body part she’s most proud of. “It’s horrible to say, but I like my boobs,” Hewitt, 33, tells the April issue of Maxim. “They’ve always served me well. They’re good.” To get in fit form, the curvaceous star says she’s quite skilled when it comes to pole dancing. “It’s a great way to stay in touch with your sexuality,” said Hewitt, who plays a mom-turned-prostitute on Lifetime’s “The Client List.”


“I also love to cook, so I can have a cake in the oven while I do a pole dance.” As for whether anyone has been lucky enough to witness the double threat? “Not yet,” the brunette beauty replied, adding that she’s saving her special skills for “the one.” Until then, the single star will have to resort to baking and dancing solo.

“It might sound so stupid, but guys do not hit on me,” she admits. “I’m not really sure why, but it’s very rare that a guy will ever come up to me and be like, ‘I’m going to lay down my game right now, and you’re going to like it.’ ”

Skimpy Bra and Panty Day Thanks To Jennifer Love Hewitt.

(UPDATE) Squeamish Lifetime network panty waists apparently thought Jennifer Love Hewitt’s cleavage was way to much for the politically correct anti-cleavage bunch so they altered the original ad to give her less cleavage and a bit less leg. Jennifer, however, remains the same with her original boobs with cleavage and legs. Don’t ya just love those people who know what’s best for us.

Yes folks, today, is skimpy bra and panty day…of course, being a male slug, one of my favorite blog subjects. I know, it’s Sunday and I should be ashamed of myself for writing about bras and panties. But, I kinda look at it this way, if my other half, along with gazillions of other women can wear bras and panties on a Sunday, then why in the hell shouldn’t I be able to write about them……the bras and panties I mean. Seems logical to me.

Besides, because this blog is about the new TV series “The Client List” which features a lot of bras and panties. Ya gotta cut me some slack here.

Jennifer Love Hewitt appears to be staging a comeback as she flaunts her world famous ass while sitting backwards on a chair in the naked photo above.

There is no denying that Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ass was something spectacular (and halal) back in the 1990’s, as no doubt many a powerful Muslim man enjoyed flying Jennifer out to the Middle East and vigorously pounding her tight anus hole in their magnificent desert

palaces. Sadly for Jennifer Love Hewitt the most prolific virile Muslim sugar daddies of the 1990’s Saddam and Gaddafi are no longer with us, so she is no longer showered with the finer things that she grew accustomed to like woven camel hair blankets and gold-plated bidets.

However, luckily for Jennifer there is no shortage of us fabulously wealthy and generous Muslims, as the House of Saud alone is currently plowing more than half of the hot young starlets in heathen Hollywood. Even though Jennifer is well past her prime, after viewing this nude ass photo perhaps a Muslim will see some use for her serving as a fluffer in his camel breeding stables. Certainly that is the best that Jennifer can hope for at this point in her life.

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