Kate Beckinsale hopped on Instagram last night to casually drop a swimsuit pic, looking stunning in a black bikini with blue rosettes. As Chrishell Stause from Selling Sunset put it in the comments, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: HER!!!
And while Kate was truly just out here minding her own damn business, her comments (which have since been limited) were immediately filled with extremely rude trolls, and she spent a while shutting them down in a series of replies that are truly iconic.
In response to one person asking “I’m just curious do you have a nose job? If you mind me asking,” Kate wrote “nope but again thanks so much for asking.”
And in response to another commenter who wrote “Such a gorgeous woman. I think we need to see you with a hot new guy. (Not that you need a man),” Kate wrote back “I sort of desperately don’t want one.”
Then there was the commenter who wrote “apart from the last picture you look terrified,” to which Kate responded, “in every single picture you look like a creepy old man holding a fish. I know you ain’t talking.”
She also responded to someone who called out the photos for exaggerating her height, saying, “oh have you met me? Out of interest how tall are you mr.”
And finally, in response to someone who wrote “middle age crisis at finest,” Kate shot back “I’m unlikely to live to 100. Try pleasing yourself maybe you’ll be less bitter.”