Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ample bosom is currently plastered over a load of billboards in America at the moment and has probably caused a few rear enders – car crashes we mean, obviously – as drivers take their eyes off the road and fix on the wondrous sight.
So the terrible dream she had recently would not only be quite terrible for her, it would be a total; nightmare for her legions of male fans too.
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“I actually had a nightmare the other night that people were trying to deflate my boobs while I was working,” she told Chelsea Handler on her chat show Chelsea Lately.
“They had tubes and I was trying to work, but they kept getting smaller. I was like, ‘Guys, don’t take them away!’ I’m getting issues about it, I think,” she added.
Confused? We’ll explain. Jennifer is starring in The Client List in which she plays a masseuse, who gives extras (not in the tea and coffee sense either). This is why she’s plastered over billboards. But Entertainment Weekly decided she had a bit too much up top and digitally reduced her boobs, which is actually a sin.
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Thankfully, Jennifer’s dream was just that and her rack remains intact.
She also told Chelsea that she still likes to vajazzle herself, despite being single, because likes that area to look pretty for when she’s sitting at home on her own.
And she reckons being offered a “happy ending” after a massage would be “amazeballs”.